I live in Hawaii, home of sexy hula dancers and grass huts. I'd love to meat you, so go on, don't be shy, touch my assk
I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
have you ever met an emu
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Anonymous asked: Do you get over breakups/ crushes easily? it depends. like if we went out for a month I could get over a breakup pretty easy, but like if we went out for like more than a year I would’ve prob given the relationship my all n I’d be pretty torn. Nd for a crush, hell, I’ve liked a guy for like three years now(ive liked other people too(even went out with someone) but I always ended up liking him again(even now). But like I can have a little crush on someone and get over it pretty easy, it just depends on the person and all |
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
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i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
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anus:
i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me like
